My name is Michelle Louise, but everyone calls me Vamp, Shelly, Shell, Mich or Monkey man XD. I have short brown hair (but my real hair color is blond), my eyes are a mix of blue,green and gold. I am fat but I'm trying to lose wight. I DO smoke and I DO drink.....hey I'm young I am going to up fuck my boby XD And I'm Scottish and bloody proud to be Scottish :P I'm very random too XD I RPG alot! XD I can be nice, sweet and caring person (Just ask my friends) but if you piss me off I'll rip you to bits! Well just don't talk to me about my looks, cause I keep getting call beauitful and I hate it! And yes I know am I very scary person *chuckes evily*.